Alpha Squad vs. Pickaxe Gang: Directors' Cut

(Please note that the following was written yesterday night, at the intended time of publishing, but due to an error with Blogger, had to wait until today to be posted)

And now, yet another moment you've all been waiting for!!!

...Although, I guess you couldn't really be waiting for it since you didn't even know it was coming.

But, whether you were waiting or not, whether you're ready or not, whether you even care or not, it's here!!!

"What's here?", you ask?

What's here??? Hopefully you're not asking that question, because the title basically says it all. What you should be asking is, "What do you mean by 'Directors' Cut'?"

Glad you asked!

Directors' Cut means that John came over my house today. Directors' Cut means that John and I wanted to make a sequel to our well-beloved, timeless classic. Directors' Cut means that we did it by interviewing various characters from the aforementioned well-beloved, timeless classic. Directors' Cut means that it's ten times crazier and random than the original. Directors' Cut means that you should not watch this if you're a sane, reasonable person. And, last but not least, Directors' Cut means that I, and I'm sure John as well, have a sore throat.

Good stuff.

Just a few points to note before you watch this movie: Watch, if you haven't already, the edited version of the original first: it'll make us look a little bit less like maniacs with absolutely no logic at all. And you may want to see the original to remember what it was like. Also, please take note of the fact that the movie was recorded on a new camera with the setting accidentally put on widescreen mode, and that the beginning of the movie somehow got messed up. It's supposed to begin with the pickaxe gang member describing how he wanted to use a shovel instead of a pickaxe because he thought it would discriminate against shovels to use only pickaxes.

Oh yes, this one is somehow ten times wierder and crazier than the first.

And so, with that in mind, ladies and gents, boys and girlies, I hereby present unto you, the Directors' Cut of The Alpha Squad Vs. The Pickaxe Gang! (applause here)



Lol, good stuff. Yeah, we're crazy. But we had a blast. Did you? :D

Alpha Squad vs. Pickaxe Gang (Zuzusmoosher Edition)

I finished my version of the well-beloved, classic blockbuster movie!

Finally. Yeah, I thought it would get done earlier, but I had more stuff I had to do than I thought I did. But now it's done!

I was gonna wait 'till John got his done, but he's being a lazy zuzu, and hasn't worked much on his edition yet. So I got authorization from him to post my version, with his coming out whenever he finds the time for it.

I gotta say, I'm almost wondering if it was a good idea to tamper with the original. I mean, the Zuzusmoosher Edition is cool and all, but why mess with perfection? Heehee. Well, here it is anyway. You can decide which is better for yourself.

And now, without any further ado, I present to you, the one, the only, Alpha Squad vs. Pickaxe Gang (Zuzusmoosher Edition)!



So, is the original better? Is this one any good? Feel free to leave any input. :D

What Happens When We're Left Alone.

I took my SATs today. And afterwards, I was, and still am, a little brain dead. So, my parents, in their infinite kindness, allowed me to stay home with Andrew and invite John over whilst they took my sisters to visit some relatives. Heh heh heh, home alone from four to nine. Good stuff.

Anyway, needless to say, we had a blast. John, Andrew, and I pigged out on leftovers and such, and after playing some good ol' video games on this rainy day, we took some hilarious pics and John and I made an awesome movie--out of LEGO guys.

Good, good stuff.

Since I know you're absolutely dying to see it, I shall allow you to watch the uncut, unedited, and unrated version right here (don't worry it's completely clean lol). John, Andrew, and I plan to have an editing contest to see who can fix it up the best, more to come on that later. Any-who, without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, young and old, it's time for the feature presentation. Please turn off any electronic devices at this time. Thank you, sit back and enjoy the show.



Heehee, good ol' nonsensical stupidity, I love it. Maybe John and I have a deranged sense of humor O_o Gimme some feedback so I can figure out if we're as deranged as I think we are ;D.